Here is what happens when a Steampunk plumber builds you a coat rack. Standing 6.5 ft high, this maze is constructed from solid brass. The base is a 1940s vintage extinguisher sitting on a weighted floor lamp base. In the middle is a small tabletop with brass rail for keys and such, with places for dog leashes and umbrellas. Up top there are many valve handles to hang stuff on with a steam gauge for good measure. Light on top is a spiral filament retro LED bulb with switch.

Massive piece weighing over 50lbs.

Sit down on this massive chair, lower the crown unit, grasp the red and blue handles, use your mind and you are now, Master of The Universe! Polished steel pipes complement the grey vintage chair and supports a plasma ball and the crown with flashing vacuum tubes and vintage spark plugs to amplify the brain waves. CCFL green lights on the sides and green LEDS inside of faceted crystal knobs add to the effect. 

I have just one other matching unadorned chair if the master has a queen and desires power dueling !

Runs off of 12V adapter for low power and safety.